when a bitch think about steppin out ha lane and u gotta make sure she know u see ha
gf: come over
me: can’t, building soviet socialism
gf: i’m under the threat of fascist aggression :/
- me at age 12: ew older men
- now: wow he's only 30?
i wanna hold ur stupid fuckin hand and kiss ur stupid fuckin lips and lean against ur stupid fuckin shoulder and cuDDLE UP WITH YOU UNDER THE STUPID FUCKIN BLANKETS AND HAVE STUPID FUCKIN CONVOS W U ABOUT EVERYTHIN G GOD IM SO MAD UR SO FUCKIN CUTE
Tyson Beckford & Jordan Matheson | Backstage at Alexander Wang x H&M
not having sex again until I find someone I love: celibaecy
non black: *uses aave on the daily bases*
non black: *has posts with the n word in it*
non black: *spots white using aave*
non black: ahem um sweetiekinz but that’s only for my n*ggas to use, ya dig? so i’d like it if you’d stop before i drag ok :)
non black: *continues to use aave*
after i fainted
- nurse: how many fingers?
- me: 3 with some lube
Finally, Nigeria’s Kidnapped Schoolgirls Are Coming Home
The agreement, announced by the country’s defense minister, also involves a cease fire between Boko Haram and Nigeria’s military. The government expects the terror group will not back out on the deal. “Commitment among parts of Boko Haram and the military does appear to be genuine,” an official with Nigeria’s security forces told Reuters Friday. “It is worth taking seriously.”
Boko Haram militants abducted more than 300 schoolgirls from Chibok boarding school in northern Nigeria in mid-April, sparking a worldwide outcry and propelling the group onto to the international stage for the first time. Over fifty of the girls escaped early on. The rest have remained in captivity ever since.”
As reported by Mother Jones
AWESOME NEWS - this has been such a nightmare to follow, it is so great to hear the girls are being released!